Animal PJ

What do you call the business with which cows are related?
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Dairy?
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Nahi.!!!
Ye to puraana naam hai...
Kuch naya socho!!!!!!!

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Gwala??
Nahi!!!!!!!
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It is called as
Go (cow) - Rakh - Dhandha...(Gorakhdhandha)

Mhuhuhaahahaa..
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Dedly PJ

Which food grain in the world proclaims itself as Homosexual?
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Its Wheat!
(Gay-Hu).
PJ Of The Day A scientist disconnected his doorbell..

Why??

Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!
PJ Of The DayQ.What would an angrez[american/british] say to his indian naukar [servant] who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!

A."There Was A Cold Day " - (say it fast)!

PJ's

PJ Of The Day What is the color of frequency??

Purple

Unit of frequency - Hertz
You can write it as - 1/sec
i.e. par [per] second

In Hindi, second is also called as 'pal'
therefore: PARPAL